Towels are in that cabinet. What a dashing little piglet. You should be one of those showcase pigs, Barney!
Showcase pigs? Ohhh my god. Get back to your shower, woman.
Look at his little face! Aww, he loves you so much.
And I love him so much. There! Good as new!
Dashing? Oh my god, you’re adorable.
He is! He’s a dashing little piggy.
Ahh.. The best part of playing in the mud is the shower after, definitely.
I just can’t wait to get clean. Barney’s aaalmost done…you look so dashing already, baby.
Mhm! D’you need anything for him?
Umm. Do you have any body wash to spare?
Cutie. Kay, the tub’s all yours. Put your dirty clothes in the sink and I’ll laundry ‘em later.
Okaaay, thank you! It’ll just take me like ten minutes to get Barney all squeaky clean.